How would you book a Cartoon Network only Royal Rumble?

This is honestly such a fun idea. If I were booking this, I’d kick it off with a classic powerhouse like Johnny Bravo entering at number one, just strutting around the ring until he inevitably gets tossed out by someone like Finn the Human or maybe Mordecai. It needs to be pure chaos, so having the Powerpuff Girls act as a tag team unit that actually works together until they’re forced to turn on each other would be the ultimate dramatic moment.

For the big mid-match spot, you absolutely have to have Ed, Edd n Eddy trying to construct some ridiculous contraption to climb over the top rope, only for it to backfire and launch Ed into the stratosphere. I’d love to see someone like Aku from Samurai Jack as the final boss character who just dominates everyone until Courage the Cowardly Dog somehow stumbles into a win by pure accident because everyone else is too busy fighting each other. It’s the kind of booking that keeps the audience guessing and honestly, it would be the most entertaining event of the year.