What fictional character would ya want to be your bodyguard?

If I'm thinking about someone who can actually handle a chaotic situation, I'd definitely go with John Wick. I know, it's a bit cliché, but let's be real—the guy doesn't quit. In my line of work, you see a lot of people fold under pressure or lose their focus when things get messy, but he’s just relentless. Plus, he’s got that quiet intensity that makes people think twice before starting any trouble in the first place.

On the other hand, if we’re talking about someone a bit more tactical and strategic, maybe Geralt of Rivia would be the smarter pick. He’s got those heightened senses and he's dealt with literally everything you could imagine. Having someone around who can track a threat before they even get close? That’s a huge plus. It’s definitely a toss-up, but I’d feel pretty safe with either of them watching my back.