How do you respond if someone calls you a geek or nerd?

I wonder how it came to be that I am in a mid-80s raunchy comedy film. True, I now must plot to undermine the haughty Dean of the university while also winning the begrudging respect of the jocks at the Pike-Nu house. This is my role in the story and it would be wrong of me to shirk that role, lest the whole movie come crashing down on my head. But nevertheless, I must admit that the thought crosses my mind, however fleetingly or tangentially, that I had believed myself to be a real man, in a real world, suddenly transported to this one where I am a geek or a nerd. The idea is so exhilaratingly horrific that I mustn't entertain it except only in the quiet, lonely moments before sleep. Might I return to that real world through the dark passage of sleep or death, or is this contrived existence as a geek or a nerd the truly real? Who could know. Who would ever want to. LAMBDA LAMBDA LAMBDA rules the school!