You're Greg, you just finished an 8 hours shift at Walmart and as you leave to your car you run into one of your buddies in the parking lot and he introduce you to an alien. What do you do?
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I run towards the alien, 894deg dropkick it back to dimension Zeta, where it came from, find a space-time fissure in a local storm drain to enter dimension Zeta, ask around to find the alien, run towards it, dropkick it back into our dimension, take over dimension Zeta, use their dimension teleporter to come back and realize it was no alien, it was the neighbor's kid dressing as an alien for Halloween. Don't ask why I know all the specifics, let's just say little Johnny isn't talking to me anymore.
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If I'm Greg Universe, probably have sex with her.
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I chat with him about life and mention how nobody cares to ask about what the fuck is my job at Walmart
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Take him to moms house for a tasty dinner, maybe shoot some hoops. Play some human music for him, have a couple beers.
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"Lmao I seen this this on another thread.. oh yeah it's something like " if an alien asked you to take them to your leader" or something like that "
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Fuck it, the first allien-human baby I'll be famous For all the wrong reasons
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Punch it in the face, I don't want to deal with this shit right now.
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