What terrible experience have you had that you can now look back on and laugh?
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"I'm pretty scared of fireworks, having had my hair set on fire by a roman candle about six summers ago. Three summers ago, I had been drinking for several hours at a friends house on the deck his dad built. Many beers were drank and then there was the blunt rolling contest. As afternoon turned to night, more people showed up. My buddy finds fireworks in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, and started lighting off bottle rockets. I start getting flash backs of the roman candle incident and its a total Looney Tunes moment. I'm running in midair and when gravity kicked in, I hit the gravel, bounced, and skidded on my knee. I find it instantly funny, I'm rolling on the ground laughing when a girl comes up and asks if I'm alright. I'm laughing harder and choking out "NO!" between chuckles. Then I threatened to bite the host when he brought out spearmint scented rubbing alcohol to clean the large skinned to shit knee. Still gotta scar! Needless to say I was carried to the car that night. "
REKLAM
When I was 13, I went to a frisbee golf outing with my confirmation group at church. There was this boy that I really liked there with us. I bent over to pick up my frisbee and my pants ripped. He laughed. I cried. It was a bad experience.
I was 5, and at my grand parents country club, and i decided that it would be a good idea to take a nice long piss in sauna. My Grand parents were suspended for three months, and the whole club house smelled like piss. Hot,piss.....
Can't laugh about it yet because it just happened last week and I'm still pissed, but deep down I realize it's humor. I've had a mouse that I've been trying to catch for a while. He's smart, either eating the peanut butter out of the trap without setting it off, or seting it off without getting caught, then eating it. Regardless, I made sure to keep all food in places that he could absolutely not get to. After about a week of this, I assume he ran out of food, crumbs and what not because he then turned to my freshly purchased quarter of weed on the table. I guess he learned from the ash tray that the seeds have protein. He knocked the sack on the floor, and proceeded to eat 5.5 grams, leaving me with a measly 1.5 grams of shake. I would also like to point out that the bag was purchased with the last of my money, meaning I could not purchase more for another week. tl dr: A fuckin mouse ate my weed!!!!
During high school I worked every single day at my dads startup business. Working till 3 am on a school night was not fucking fun, not to mention no social life. Shit was pretty cash. No hard feelings and it probably keept me away from all the high school bull shit. Plus our business is pretty large now all thanks to our hard work.
I can laugh back at all of them. Time heals all wounds.
Marine Corps boot camp.
My first two relationships. Losing my virginity.
Got called out by a co-worker in front of everyone for masturbating at work (I'm a girl).
One time at a barbecue, after bragging about my great taste in party tunes, I was allowed to pick the jams. I put on this playlist that had quite a bit of funk and disco, extremely dancable stuff, folks. Anyway, a few songs play, then the next thing i know some godawful rendition of play that funky music white boy by none other than alvin and the chipmunks starts to play. I couldn't turn it off fast enough. They'd all heard. I'll never truly forgive myself, but it is sort of funny when i really try hard to laugh at it.
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