If you were a potato with an attribute of your choice and would need to escape from a chips/crisps factory, how would you do it?
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I would be able to telepathically communicate to people, but only on an emotional level. I would make the first person that saw me fall madly in love with me so that they will remove me from slaughter (what else would you call chopping up a sentient potato into dozens of slices.... dozens!). I would then make one of their peers experience envy for the love for which that first worker had for me. That way they would steal me and smuggle me out of the factory. Then I'd do a bunch of other stuff that that I don't have the time to go into right now but I'll end up with three potato kids. One would be really sweet. One would be rotten. And one would be apple vodka.
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I'd contract beneficial microbes that grow noticeably and they would throw me out.
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I would be a rotten potato so that they dispose of me in the trash and then I could live happily ever after in a landfill.
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well I am a ethnic Latvian, so I feel like this is some sort of cruel joke towards me.....
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If you have children, there's a book with this exact plot: potatoes at the county fair trying to avoid the chef. It's called Brave Potatoes by Toby Speed.
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I need to escape from the factory? Heavily Radioactive. A hazmat will likely carry me out in a lead jar.
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I would wait on the assembly line and after going through the entire thing, escape, disguised in a bag of chips.
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