For every hairy butthole you lick the diarrhea of, you get $1000. How many buttholes would you lick?

Assuming i get infinite assholes in front of me when one is done, i think i could make that a very well paying job,assuming one ass takes me 3 minutes per ass,thats 20k an hour,for 8 hours a day,5 days a week,4 weeks a month. That makes out to 160k a day, 800k a week and 3.2m a month,with a fairly good amount of free days,and since its not a contracted job i can take breaks whenever i want. Also i mean i think you would eventually get used to that,right?...ok maybe no but still...