You've invented a new alarm clock called the ""Rude Awakening."" What does it do?
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So I'm deaf and I'm subject to this regularly. My alarm is connected to a disc that I place under my mattress. The disc vibrates violently when the alarm goes off, waking me up. I've been conditioned to wake up before my alarm most days, but occasionally I'll be in the middle of REM sleep and it'll go off. Talk about a rush. Edit: Lots of people asking what I use: Sonic Bomb. You can find it on Amazon. I've posted it in the comments (or in my post history). Should be about $30-40. Keep in mind it draws power from your wall outlet (not battery-operated), which means that if your power goes out overnight your alarm will not go off on time.
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A vomiting pet Edit: dog tax .http://imgur.com/gallery/9feFTbn Edit 2: thank you kind stranger for the award. Edit 3: cat tax http://imgur.com/gallery/PrELThb
It's a speaker that screams shit in Vietnamese, German, or arabic for all the veterans so they wake up with flashbacks
Texts your mom, tells her she failed as a parent and you never loved her. You are woken up by her calling you and crying.
It pees the bed and then sends out a blast email/text/tweet telling everyone that you peed the bed.
It wakes you up on your days off even though you didn't set it.
Shove a dildo up your ass
Plays the default iPhone alarm sound (you know the one) an hour before you actually set your alarm
Drops a bag of sand on your nuts.
Everytime you wake up late, your dog's life shortens by one day
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