Dear you have to insult someone but the insult needs to be based on a fact about animals. What is your best insult ?

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"I had an awesome American History teacher in high school named Mr. Williams. He was an elderly man by this time, and very no-nonsense. In my class, there was an immensely preppy girl that loved to complain about anything and everything. One day, she was going on and on about how a pop quiz was unfair. Mr. Williams finally had enough, and very gently said, "Uh...Miss? Looks like your nose is a little wet there. May wanna see to that." This confused her and the class immensely. After some pondering, I realized dogs have wet noses. And since she was a female...he was essentially calling her a female dog AKA bitch in one of the most roundabout ways ever. "
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You have the spine of hagfish, the brain of a sea cucumber and the personality of a pearlfish.
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Female dragon flies will pretend to be dead in order to avoid unwanted male advances, I bet you can relate, huh?
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You'd be the oldest male Black Widow spider ever.
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You are nuttier than squirrel shit.
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You're like a possum, you look horrifying but at the end of the day you're a pussy who will play dead when push comes to shove.
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It's a common misconception that moths are attracted to light. Moths navigate by light and they're perpetually confused by artificial light people are attracted to your gaudiness, they'll orbit around you as if they're enthralled. But like the moth's perspective, you only look pretty from a distance.
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You fuck like a Panda
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This is almost close enough for my favourite insult. You're an example of why animals eat their young.
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You are about as useful as a fish condom
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