You're walking home one night, and find yourself being circled by a greaser gang snapping their fingers and looking like they intend to rumble you. What do?

honestly, this sounds like something straight out of a movie set. if i'm walking home and see a group snapping their fingers at me, my first instinct isn't to start a dance-off or a rumble. i'd just keep my head down, keep a steady pace, and definitely don't make eye contact. usually, these types are just looking for a reaction, so if you don't give them one, they might just get bored and move on.

if they actually start closing in, though, i'm not trying to be a hero. i'd definitely look for the nearest well-lit area or a shop that's still open. there's no point in risking a fight over some outdated tough guy routine. plus, my phone is always on me, so i'd have 911 ready to dial if things got physically aggressive. better to look like a coward and get home safe than to end up with a black eye because i wanted to prove a point to some guys living in the past.