If you woke up in the body of the leader of ISIS, what would you do today?

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"i would skim through the ISIS article on wikipedia, then after getting a vague idea of what we do I would ask the guy with the longest beard to "show me the good stuff". then i would order to fire half of it at our enemies. if the result is not sufficiently amusing I would ask long beard man to release the other half on our enemies' friends. then i would ask for some local cuisine and bitches hoping to not be dead on the morning "
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maybe just wondering who the hell i am because honestly i dont know his face nor the language
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"Cut a deal with Qatar, Saudi Arabia, etc where I turn over control of the group and give them all the information in exchange for amnesty and asylum. They'd like the power of controlling it or the PR of "taking it down", I'd like not winding up hit by bomb or in Guantanamo. "
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Compete with north korea on who can make the most ridiculous claims
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Call a cease fire and negotiate. From a fast look at ISIS I would be very worried about a country with its shit together would destroy me. If I could not get peaceful resolution of the war I would go into exile. If I got peace I would rule the country with an iron fist. Every women would be inseminated with my seed. I will grow a country of my own kind. After a few generations the incest will be hot.
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Make a bitch make me a sandwich
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Waste all the money we have and live life to the fullest, then sabotage the operation by leaking our information to the world, hopefully I can stay alive if the people think my cooperation was enough
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The same thing we do every night, Pinky: PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
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Video myself shotgunning beers and gorging on blts
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"I would kiss the leader of Westboro on the lips when they came to "visit." "
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