If George Lucas/Disney made as many random claims about Star Wars as J.K. Rowling does about Harry Potter, what would some of them be?

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Lucas bakes his random claims into the new editions of things, even the one Disney bought that hadn't been released yet. Mucks with canon but he edits in ways the JK Rowling can't/doesn't.
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Han Solo was actually raised by wookies
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Dearth Vader soaks himself in Aloe Vera for an hour every morning
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Darth Vader is actually a transgender woman She hides behind in his suit, so she is not judged
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Leia and Luke knew they were siblings when they kissed but hid it so people wouldn't judge their incest fetish
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I mean he made 3 extra movies.
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Han Solo is actually a polyamorous furry that was dating both Chewie and Leia.
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"Rey was supposed to be Ray, but the screenwriters screwed up and decided "fuck it. Lets make the character a girl and get rid of the character traits that suggest masculinity." "
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Anakin secretly loves sand
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Isn't that what the Expanded Universe/Legends was?
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