You wake up in Kim Jong Un's body. You can speak and understand Korean. Without getting assassinated by your commanders, how do you transition North Korea and its people from an Orwellian state of despair to a prosperous nation so you can then ride your fame to launch your career in music?

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kasha Öğrenci Karaman 6 ay önce

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You wake up in Kim Jong Un's body. You can speak and understand Korean. Without getting assassinated by your commanders, how do you transition North Korea and its people from an Orwellian state of despair to a prosperous nation so you can then ride your fame to launch your career in music?

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emmalyn Öğrenci Düzce · 6 ay önce

Probably cut a deal whereby NK disarms, receives formal protection from China, in return for tech contracts and technology for mining the vast fortune of rare-earth minerals they are sitting on.

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chelsy Öğrenci Düzce · 6 ay önce

Visit the border and run across it. Get my own South Korean reality TV show where I live in a penthouse in Gangnam

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lisahimmel Öğrenci Kilis · 6 ay önce

I'd stage a major press conference and announce that my grandfather had come to me in a dream and said he was ashamed at the condition of the country. I'd add that he said the way out was reunification with South Korea so that all Koreans could stand under the same flag and work toward the same dreams. And then I'd get on the phone with Seoul and make it happen.

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marni Öğrenci Adıyaman · 6 ay önce

No offense but I'm famous enough to drop albums without changing anything in the state.

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kenyon Öğrenci Iğdır · 6 ay önce

Open up the state to outside business, allowing for 51% control of any franchising by my inner circle. Use the profit motive to reward my cabinet, and make everyone richer by creating a faux-democratic state like China.

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annedorte Öğrenci Trabzon · 6 ay önce

Stage a successful coup, kill the leader of the coup, then get cosmetic surgery to look like the person who lead the coup. Refuse leadership of the country and place someone else in power. Now you are the liberator of North Korea.

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outimaria Gelişen Balıkesir · 6 ay önce

Secretly hoping this is Kim Jong Un's alt and he's just turned a corner at therapy or something.

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dianaschroeder Gelişen Ordu · 6 ay önce

Launch a music career? Mate, this is Kim Jong.. he tells the people he can sing and is triple platinum in every city in NK, has sold 70,000,000 records worldwide and when ever asked by the loyal fans to perform live, his advisors just tell everyone that his supreme voice is so heavenly that the human brain wouldn't be able to process it. He doesn't need to Launch anything, they have no choice but to buy the 90 minute blank CD deluxe edition.

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deb Öğrenci Siirt · 6 ay önce

"According to the wikipedia article on the economy of North Korea the country has substantial mining potential but underdeveloped power production and low agricultural yields so I would try to create partnerships with Chinese and Korean businesses to develop domestic coal power, hydropower, and metals production for export, then import food at market rates. Reduce military spending and instead try to leverage the investment from china to get them to "protect" the country from US and South Korean influence. Instead of central planning use profitsharing with workers on all investment projects to maintain the idea of a socialist economy. Dilute the power of party cadres and military by making the general population wealthier. "

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erikengel Öğrenci Kastamonu · 6 ay önce · Accepted Answer

"I pretend I am launching a missile at South Korea, but it's a dud... Instead, it lands in South Korea without exploding and has a note attached to it that reads, "I'm sorry. I've been held captive by my generals since my father died... I surrender. Come save me. I just want to dance." Obviously, after that, I'm given an interview on a small time channel like E!, and when the cameras are rolling, I begin to sing. I tell them it's just something I do when I'm nervous. But the truth is I'm auditioning. Auditioning for anyone out there that is listening and can make me a star. Katy Perry reaches out, asking me to be in her next project of contrived bullshit. She does so to appear tolerant and to virtue signal to her followers, but I accept because I know I'll steal the show. After that, I twerk with Nicki Minaj on MTV, give a blowjob to the gayest Backstreet Boy, leak the sex tape, and then I Kardashian my way to fame. It's a perfect plan. "