So a neighbor trapped and killed my cat. I want revenge real revenge. Any suggestions?

"I heard a story about a State Trooper who lived next door to a family with a beloved pet domestic rabbit. One night at about 10:30, the trooper lets his dog in the house. The dog has the bunny in it's mouth. It's dead. Really dead. And it's an ugly, muddy, blood-covered mess. So, instead of doing the right thing, the trooper takes the dead bunny upstairs, and proceeds to wash it in his bathtub. Then he shampoos it. He follows the shampoo with a cream rinse conditioner. Then he blow dries the dead rabbit, giving it a nice fluff. Finally, he sneaks next door and returns the dead bunny to its cage. The next morning, he hears a commotion at the neighbor's place. So he wanders over, pretending to be curious. The family is gathered around the cage. "What's wrong with your pet?" he asks. And the father of the family, clearly distraught, says, "Well our pet rabbit died the other day, so we had a little funeral and buried him under the cherry tree." "And now he's back!" "