Bring on the throwaways: What is your worst 'fapper's remorse' story? I'll start...
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"Having successfully sucked myself off, I thought to myself: What the hell am I going to do with this mouthful of semen.... On my first time I swallowed. While it wasn't nice, I don't have a clue why women make such a big deal about the difference between swallowing and spitting. The bad bit is having a mouthful of spunk, spitting doesn't make it any less disgusting. I have done it a couple more times after that, but I have spat it out into the sink. By the way, I'm straight. EDIT: Decided to make a how-to guide. Kneel down with your knees shoulder width apart, and your feet together behind you. Sit on your feet and place your hands either between your thigh and calf, or under your shins. Breath out completely and use your arms to pull yourself down. For me, penis length has nothing to do with it as I can get my mouth down as far as the base of the shaft, so I could technically do it with a 2" penis. "
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Other than you taking your flatmate's boots without her permission, sounds like fun! Fapper's remorse- sitting, with a buttplug made of ginger in my ass, and clothespins on my labia, post-orgasm glow quickly fading, realizing that I still have to take the clothespins off (this hurts a fair amount and is really better to do when you can't feel it so much) and also HOLY SHIT GINGER BURNS way more than it did when I was all hot and bothered. And I don't know how to make it stop. Sad days.
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Worst 'fapper's remorse' moment: I (a straight male) get naked and maneuver myself around the bed, which is against a wall, so I can rest my back and ass up the vertical surface for support. Basically just my head and shoulders remain on the bed while my naked body is resting against the cool surface of the wall. I begin masturbating with lube and the kink of knowing I'll be cumming on my own face drives me wild. I begin playing with my ass to further the taboo thrill and excitement. I need more. Grabbing a conveniently shaped object from the nightstand I push it into my ass and at that moment explode in jet after jet of cum on my face and in my mouth. As the shockwave of my orgasm subsides I look over and see myself in a mirror, naked, legs spread, cock softening, ass filled and cum all over my face. Oh God Why
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I have two. Shortly after high school, I ended up living with my girlfriend's family for a while. One weekend the family went out of town, and I got bored and decided to look through her dad's porn drawer. I ended up coming across an old home movie of her parents. I watched it. More than once. We worked opposite schedules, and sometimes it would be a few days between opportunities to have sex. When you're 19 horny as fuck, this is an egregiously long time. She forbade me to masturbate, unless I came in her panties (we had somewhat of a sub/dom thing going). I'd leave them in the night stand next to her vibrator. One day I get a call while I'm at work, and she tells me she was happy to find her present, but that those weren't her panties in the night stand. They were her mother's. She thought it was so funny, she had to tell her mom.
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I once fapped in the confessional at my grandmother's open-casket funeral. Years later I realized that I could have totally gotten away with putting it in her.
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You naughty boy! My story: I didn't do anything but fap for the whole day. Turns out, when I have assignments to do, I tend to stay in bed and fap and fall asleep.
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While back, my roommates were all gone. One was female. Who happened to own a buttplug that I was aware of. This ended up firmly lodged in my ass as I fapped. Nose deep in her panties. Half hour later. Never felt dirtier in my life. Totally would do it again if I could....
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TIL my sexual fantasies are very tame compared to most people's, and I'm one horny mother fucker.
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