You are being chased by a fully-grown tiger and don't have a single weapon with you. What do you do?

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I start by running in a zigzag pattern. Remember that only applies to alligators. Remember vaguely hearing that the whole zig zag thing is a myth. Find it hard to believe that an alligator would spend a long time chasing someone on dry land. Best bet is to just run for 5 seconds at which point the alligator will probably lose interest. Crocodiles on the other hand are bigger or more nimble. At least I think they are. Either way, I'd rather deal with an alligator over a crocodile any day. What about circles? I bet neither of them can turn on a dime. Why am I so out of breath? Is that a fucking full-grown tiger behind me!?
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Dive into it's gaping maw and destroy it from within
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I would need a weapon or I would die. Anything would help. A stick, a log I could hold up so that it couldn't bite my neck. Anything.
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Pop a finger up the poop shoot
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Stand still, and when it is just about to bite into you, shove your hand into the back of their mouth, but sideways so that you don't actually shove your hand down their throat. Doing this will leave them vulnerable to getting grabbed around the neck where you can then choke it until it is unconscious. If they try scratching you, you punch the palm of the paw, which is a very sensitive place for them. I know all this from personal experience. They quiet right down after they fall unconscious.
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Id probably go indoors. Door handles, lack of opposable thumbs etc
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Find something that runs slower than me.
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Kill it, duh
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This was my dream last night. I just kept running
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Die probably.
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