You're a reverse robber. You break into peoples home and leave stuff to confuse families. What things do you leave?
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That is such a great idea! I'm imagining just putting some knick knack on the shelf in the living room. No one says anything but the wife. Who asks the husband about it: he knows nothing. So she asks the kids about it: they know nothing. Now mom starts to get pissed. Someone is fucking with her. But why? What had she done. Does her husband know that she... Fucked the neighbor last New Years? Or is it something else? Does her eldest son Austin know... That he got into UCLA but mom threw the acceptance letter away because, Jesus Christ, 280k for 4 years? You can buy 2 house in Texas for that kind of money. Or is it the homeless guy she ran over last 4th of July after 11 Lite beers at the in laws ranch? Who the FUCK put that weird statue on the bookshelf, goddammit!?
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Flowers, chocolate.. things that usually make me happy will certainly please them
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I leave 3 bags of cocaine in various locations with the bags labelled 1, 2 and 4. Then proceed to watch the family scram around looking for the third bag and ultimately live with the fear that there's a third bag of cocaine somewhere in the home that they can't find
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"A bunch of cheese dildos with a letter saying "thank you for existing" "
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I'd be a reverse robber by day, grave robber by night. You see where this is going.
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I don't leave anything unless I'm given cookies and milk...That is the price
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