You walk to your street and see FBI, CDC, ARNG, CIA, APHIS, DEA, HOA, USPIS, USFWS, NTSB, EPA, PETA, NOAA, ICE, CBP, NWS, SWAT, SEC, FAA, ATF, TSA, IRS, FDA, FTC, NASA, MORS and NSA armed to the teeth doing a joint raid on your house. What do you do and what are your thoughts?
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Immediately I would realize that my cat, Pistachio, must have finally hacked her way through the air traffic and satellite net, which allowed her to launch herself within the makeshift Saturn V rocket that she funded through a tax exempt, offshore, junk-bond pyramid scheme, which happened to also accept mail in funds from foreign entities and that she clearly took her black market, catnip infused gefilte fish/batwing pate' (which are never sold in cans under 3.4 oz) with her because some cans must have inadvertently jettisoned with the stage 2 boosters, thus explaining the sudden El Nino oscillation myself and the raiders would be feeling. Fleetingly, I would also realize that I forgot the HOA dues this month and run.
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Go into someone else's house and tell them I'm staying cus like, ye
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Someone told the mayor I haven't been buying the vehicle sticker for years, and I'm gonna find out who!
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I call the cops and I say there is foreign agencies doing illegal and unauthorized operation near my house.
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I walk up with my hands up cos I ain't fucking dying for this
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