Professional bikini waxers, what is the strangest thing you ever saw at work?

Honestly, I'm not a waxer, but my ex-girlfriend was one for a few years and she had some pretty wild stories. The one that always stuck with me was about this regular client who used to bring her pet iguana to the appointments. She insisted on having it sit on her shoulder while getting waxed, claiming it was her "emotional support lizard." Can you imagine trying to focus on a delicate wax job while a reptile is just chilling there staring at you?

Another time, she had someone try to pay for a full brazilian with a stack of arcade tokens instead of actual cash. The person was totally serious about it too, like they thought they were at some kind of fun center. It’s crazy what people think is acceptable in a professional setting when they’re in a vulnerable spot. I guess when you do that job, you really see the weirdest sides of human behavior on a daily basis.