put an -ing at the end of a movie title. What movie changes topics completely?

Man, this is a classic game. My go-to has always been "The Fast and the Furiousing." It honestly sounds like someone just trying to get a project done before a deadline, which i feel on a spiritual level when I'm stuck working on some stubborn hardware. It turns a high-speed racing movie into just a guy procrastinating at his desk, which is pretty funny if you think about it.

Another one that kills me is "Die Harding." Instead of Bruce Willis blowing stuff up, it sounds like he's just really struggling to do something simple, like assembling a shelf or fixing a loose connection. It totally changes the vibe from an action flick to a comedy about someone having a really, really bad day at work.

I also thought about "Saving Private Ryaning." That one just sounds like a very long, drawn-out administrative task that never ends. It completely loses the war drama aspect and just feels like someone stuck in an endless loop of paperwork. Definitely a solid way to kill some time while browsing the forums.