How would you describe our world to your extraterrestrial pen pal?

"Dear [error] A deadly and rapidly replicating strand of genetic information and the only way the human population can defend agianst this threat is by special rituals involving animal fat, plant materials and strong alcohol mixtures that must be preformed frequently. Our Xixergs, or we call them Doctors, are working on subverting the invisible strand and to train humans on a cellular level on how to defend agianst vicious data. We have similar traning, but we must learn a new defence for every new threat. Currently, the earths axis is beginning to tilt, resulting in a variation of regional climatic changes. I myself am experiencing an increase in temperature and a phenomenon of intense air pressure changes dubbed locally as "the august winds" Achhian to Manbalak, Signed, Human 788277a288nll118 "