What is the most ridiculous goal you have?

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shannie · Accepted Answer

I want to win the Christmas light competition in my neighbourhood. We bought our house in July last year, and didn't realise we'd moved smack bang into the middle of Christmastown. One of those neighbourhoods that get the cops out to direct traffic because there's hundreds of people wandering around looking at the incredible light displays. The competition is tough, and I am lazy, but it's a goal. My husband offered to put a star on top of his 4x4 and turn the hazard lights on, but the neighbours have a snow machine and build a Christmas light maze in their front yard, so I don't think that will cut it.

Archibald · Answer

Save up and move out before I'm actually old enough to drink. Im 19 now so it's crunch time

Gates · Answer

"To speak English with the exact same accent as Kevin McKidd had in "Dog Soldiers". "

Nadine Feierabend · Answer

I just wanna grow up and be a doctor. Still just struggling as an undergrad

ScarlettHernandez · Answer

Becoming king of the world

Barthel · Answer

If technology allows it, living a longer than normal life. Super long term investment.

Maisie · Answer

Creating a philosophy so clear and true it unites us all.

manar · Answer

Creating an interesting comment on this that will have a lot of upvotes

Anja Hofmann · Answer

To create no more children.

Blondelle · Answer

Somehow getting to play organized baseball again. I was cut freshman year of high school and there are no men's leagues in the area I'm aware of. Just wanna get back on the field

Jana Zimmer · Answer

Write for an actual TV show.

ayat · Answer

I want to be a billionaire solely so I can spend all my money re-creating the great pyramids of Giza (all stone, no steel, recreate similar tools and methods). That and running a 100 miles ultra marathon.

DOMITILA · Answer

Getting more than 1 Karma

Merja-Hannele · Answer

My ideal house is underwater in Antarctica, I want it to have a smooth streamlined look.

Reynold · Answer

1)Learn german 2)Travel to Germany 3)Use my skills to avoid talking to anyone and get around using only signage.

Maribel · Answer

I want to work my way up the ladder within Civil/Structural Engineering and become a head honcho at a large UK-dominating firm (no particular one, just one of the big boys!) in order to slowly crush a single company, who specialise in glazing and related products, as payback for the shitty treatment they gave me as an apprentice - most of which was disability discrimination and related harassment.

Alastair · Answer

To become the all-being master of time, space, and dimension..

Stefanie Kaestner · Answer

To be around when humanity starts digitising it's consiousness and achieve biological immortality.

Dalija · Answer

To one day be able to breathe through both nostrils again

Nikki · Answer

To never wear matching socks

Herold · Answer

Financial stability and a family.

Kimberli · Answer

Becoming happy

Wilburt · Answer

To be laid

Stefanie Schuhmacher · Answer

I just want to be happy next year

Susanne Vogler · Answer

Getting mandatory self defense training in the schools i use to go to

Maeve · Answer

To be able to wear a new pair of socks every day. Then donate the used ones (after washing) to homeless people or to those in need. But new socks just feel RIGHT.

Jessamyn · Answer

Become a personal trainer. That would be cool, but fitness is a slow and steady process.

Acela · Answer

I was legitimately convinced I can conquer the world at one point. I don't believe as much now, but hey, why not try. My goal is to elevate the human condition, by improving global education, and eventually globalization.

Muffin · Answer

A job in astrobiology research.

Rutger · Answer

Someday I want to become a Navy Seal

Aindrea · Answer

Buying a beach. My own beach and a beach house. All clean and pretty and no humans as far as an eye can see.

amna · Answer

I want to discover and dig up a major dinosaur fossil find.

Hermine · Answer

Buying a hard-sided waterbed in the next year.

Emmott · Answer

To own my own house, with a big garden for my dog to play in, and be debt free

DREMA · Answer

Making a good movie based on a video game.

December · Answer

Having a gf

Layton · Answer

A DnD group that meets consistently once a week over the course of a year.

Patsy · Answer

To be able to finally start eating right, the right amount and the right things. I'm still hopefull.

Vibhu · Answer

To own my own home :(

Marke · Answer

Lose 30-40 kg (66-88 lbs) of weight. As if I'll be able to do it this time.

Sophia Koertig · Answer

I will become Hokage one day! Believe it!!

Olive · Answer

One day, I want to walk into a bookshop and see my name on the covers staring back at me. I have been informed that sharpies don't count. Ridiculous goal is to walk past someone in the wild reading a book I've written. I think I may never stop grinning if that happens.

Enny · Answer

Getting platinum on a comment with 69 upvotes

Jatta · Answer

Developing a robotic/systetic body similar to Ghost in the Shell. With the extended lifespawn I get from that, I plan to conquer the world and bring eternal peace.

OLEVIA · Answer

To see carnivorous plants in the wild, hopefully north or South Carolina maybe! (I live in London)

Ernst · Answer

Grow weed on the Moon.

Nickie · Answer

To be content. not happy, just content with my life.

Magdalen · Answer

Losing 100+lb. Like that's ever gonna happen...

Mia-Mari · Answer

producing my music and having people like it enough to download

FRANCINA · Answer

Going to space, it's very childish... I know, but this is my greatest wish

Lauri · Answer

I would like to build a Viking longship. The only thing that's stopping me is time and money.

ALITA · Answer

"I want to get married and have two kids, at least one girl. I want a nice two story home on a plot of land just outside of the town I will work in in the future. I want either my spouse or I (hopefully me) to make enough so that the other can stay home with the kids. The old "house with a white picket fence" sort of thing. I also want to retire into teaching math at the high school or maybe collegiate level. Of all of these, that last one is the only one likely to happen, since the rest rely on me finding a woman who will put up with me. "

Paivi-Leena · Answer

Be the next President of the United States.

Milly · Answer

Hang on tooth and toenail until they find a cure for old age.

habiba · Answer

Living 150+ years, hopefully forever

Sabrina Maier · Answer

I want to start an urban legend. Like leave a series of elaborate clues/mysterious runes around my city that lead to secluded places in forests where I put up statues that look like rough approximations of eldritch beings. Inject some mystery back into the world

Iris · Answer

I want to live the perfect life. To find someone who I love whole heartedly who feels the same about me as I do about them. To have a few children. To have a stable jobs. To have a stable future.  To smoke a pound of weed a day.

Luisa · Answer

have 4 cats.

cellina · Answer

Learning enough mandarin so that I can pronounce my friend's name correctly

Ward · Answer

My online friends consistently joke about buying a million dollar mansion and getting together and living there. It'll never happen but it's our inside joke

Solina · Answer

To organize a worldwide treasure hunt.

Roberta · Answer

That I can become a vet

Britt · Answer

to open my own cookie decorating business.

Annbjorg · Answer

Managing to play the world yack one time in my life on a scrabble game. (French one, so not a lot of Y or K. One of each in fact.) Why? I don't know. Just missed one letter to do so one time, and since then, I want to play it.

AUDREA · Answer

Retire before I die.

Maggie · Answer

To travel to every country with a potato and take a picture of it in front of some landmark or monument famously known in that country. All with the same exact potato and in a time frame before it goes bad.

FELISA · Answer

"On my bucket list I wrote "touch lava". Haven't done it yet. And no I'm not gonna touch it with my bare hands, maybe with like a stick or something. Idk "

Jaclyn · Answer

Regular tabletop roleplaying game group, get one of those campaigns going that lasts for years!

Elilta · Answer

Being happy.

Bernd Hahn · Answer

I wish I could control all the cats in the world.

Leann · Answer

Going around giving random redditors gold

Noellyn · Answer

Smoking a blunt and having a glass of whisky on my moon base while watching the earth float in space.

Silvano · Answer

publishing a comic book

Pierson · Answer

Having a steady, reliable job with decent benefits and a reasonable salary. Working over 40 hours would be uncommon and/or optional.

Damara · Answer

Its been a goal of mine for many years too bite a shark and give them a taste of there own medicine.

Maria Thalberg · Answer

Getting something done instead of procrastinating on reddit.

Jennifer Reinhard · Answer

"To get my kid's to stop saying "ok, boomer" to anything i tell them. "

Appolonia · Answer

Be loved.

Sarah Luft · Answer

I wanna be a centurian centenarian, hopefully even live uo to 102. Then I can have existed through three different centuries.

Estrellita · Answer

To get a decent job that pays enough to live comfortably and that I don't hate doing.

Albulena · Answer

Get a speeding ticket, whilst riding a bicycle

Sarri · Answer

Hug every cat. But I can't. I can't hug every cat. Sorry I'm getting emotional.

Sanni-Kaisa · Answer

Helping humanity. I'm doing my best

Marikki · Answer

I want to be on the Muppet Show, which is no mean feat because I'd have to both have cultural impact (unlikely) AND the Muppet Show would have to be in production, which it hasn't been since before I was born. EDIT: I would like to thank everyone for the information on Muppets, their habits, and future Muppet news. I think that I can honestly say that I feel much closer to my goal today than I did yesterday.

Egshiglen · Answer

I want to go as far North as I can. Made it to about 68 degrees North so far

SULEMA · Answer

Someday owning an island and having my friends living on it

IVA · Answer

making a living off of music.

Sarwin · Answer

Never dying,  I'll do it or die in the process.

Kalle · Answer

I want to bite my elbow.

Rochella · Answer

Making my pets lifespan as long as mine.

Allen · Answer

Be a Bond girl

Christine Moeller · Answer

Oscar winning actor, obviously. Have i ever acted? No. Will i ever act? Also no.

Leah Holzman · Answer

Being not single with someone I find attractive

Allina · Answer

"To Learn how to say "Can you call the hotel porter, there appears to be a frog in my bidet?" In as many different languages as possible "

Izel · Answer

To be 100 percent debt free and financially stable

emelie · Answer

Magically getting cured of all my health problems

LYNDIA · Answer

To be the artistic maker of stained glass windows in the style and quality of Louis Comfort Tiffany.

Riitta-Maria · Answer

To create an AI that can handle fighting and studying cases, first at a small level, to make law accessible, then at a larger level to reduce legal costs and increase efficiency. And most importantly, to have that AI reach the level of a competent lawyer, and make it cheap, so poor people do not have to go with a knife to a fight where the rich ones hold nukes. Basically, remove class based problems in the legal field, and turn free representation into equivalent representation. No one should lose because they didn't have an experienced lawyer.

Alissa · Answer

Win the lottery.

Sanford · Answer

"Trying to cop a pair of the "restocked" Le Fleurs off converse "

Auvo · Answer

As a kid I have always wanted to be the person on the got milk posters As a teenager I've wanted to play a serial killer in a movie/show As an adult, 8 hours of sleep

Janette · Answer

Get married and have a kid.

Kukka · Answer

I want to rent a party bus desperately.

Lesya · Answer

Have enough income coming in from my investments to quit my day job and adopt a lifestyle where I only work when I feel like it.

Charlott · Answer

To join French foreign legion

Lorie · Answer

To be president. I don't have any history of black face photos so I'm ahead of some current politicians in that sense.

Daniela · Answer

Two chicks at the same time man

Sara Hartmann · Answer

I want to hold a baby chicken

Sophia Weisz · Answer

A job in physics research

anam · Answer

To lose 30 lbs by Christmas!

Rheta · Answer

I guess this is more of a pipe dream, but  Open a theme park based on my comics and characters Disney style. It's all villain themed tho.

Barbara Krause · Answer

To go blue whale watching and pet dem good nautical boyz :(

Paula-Grace · Answer

I want to study a Computer Science course at university. Whilst my grades for Computer Science at Key Stage 4 are good, my Maths leaves much to be desired. Still going for it though.

Jessika Theiss · Answer

I want to suspend a railroad locomotive from aircraft cables, facing down, six feet off the ground so people can walk underneath it.

Margaret · Answer

To get a girlfriend

zarah · Answer

"To have a corner office. I do not play the corporate politics game. I just do my job and get shit done which keeps me employed but not a "up and comer". "

Deena · Answer

Astronomer here! I'm still hoping to someday get an asteroid named after me. They're basically named after pretty much anything vaguely astronomy related because there are thousands out there, but you need to be the discoverer to suggest the name for it. And I am lucky enough to do astronomy research, but not the kind where you discover asteroids. :( Someday!

Mahalia · Answer

There's two. Equaly ridiculous. - To have the opportunity, to make serving the general public my job. To make a real difference in a number of issues close to my heart at that. - To have the woman I love be happy. To have her love herself. To have her a loving family. To have her be a genuinely accomplished, confident, stable, happy person, that's entirely happy about everything in her life.. And to also, maybe be part of that fantasy someday.

Fanechka · Answer

Traveling the world. A bit depressing because some people can genuinely do this, but the only time I've been able to go abroad was when I earned a merit scholarship to go completely for free. Who knows when I'll get to go anywhere again.

hevin · Answer

My friend told me i can't be gold in lol because girls are not that good at videogames (as a joke of course) but i am a competitive person so...

Shaw · Answer

To buy my own house. And to add a secret door behind a bookcase that leads to another room.

Claudia Bachmeier · Answer

To be remembered, I mean truly remembered. A feat so few people have ever achieved. Famous actors and musicians names will fade from history only leaving those few, deserving to be remembered through out all of history

malgorzata · Answer

Witnessing and contributing to the ascend of humanity to an interstellar civilization.

Rzan · Answer

I want to shoot a T-shirt cannon. Buying or building your own seems a bit much, but I'd love to be in a position to air-launch some shirts to people.

Giraud · Answer

I want a shower where the whole ceiling is the shower head. Good speakers in there too.

shaima · Answer

Lose my virginity

JAYE · Answer

Thru-hike the Appalachian trail!

Lizzy · Answer

Climb a bigwall, climb a redwood, climb the diamond (rmnp co)

Andrea Dreher · Answer

To be immortal and watch over humanity until it stops existing, or just be reincarnated with my memory intact and live multiple lives, because even though I struggled in the past I just wanted the world to become a better place

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