Mom ""caught"" me last night. I'm 26 and just moved back home. Care to share your stories of moving back home to cheer me up?

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"Okay, not me, but my boyfriend. He was only 18 and still living at home, and didn't have any "toys" of his own. He had been using various objects (candles, etc.) as impromptu dildos. Ours was a long distance romance, we only got to see each other about every 6 weeks or so when I would come to visit him. On one of my trips I took him to an adult store and bought him a dildo of his very own. A few days later, after I had returned home and we were "talking" on webcam, he decided to try out his new dildo and put on a show for me. He finished up and took the dildo to the bathroom with him to clean up, then came back and we resumed talking. About 15 minutes later, I heard a LOUD female voice come over his webcam "OH MY GOD!!! WHOSE DILDO IS THIS IN THE BATHROOM SINK!?!?!" My bf got a panicked look on his face and went racing from the room. He came back a few minutes later with an "Oops, guess my sister knows I'm gay now". I tried hard not to laugh, but failed miserably. "
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"Walked in on my little brother when he was about 14 once. He was sitting on the floor of the bathroom with the door creaked going at it. The best part was his back was to the door. When I realized what was going on I opened the door a bit and slammed it. For the next couple days he thought it was my weirdo aunt suzie (she lived with us) who caught him "shake weighting it". I led him on to believe that it was her and even said she brought up to me. He was supremely embarrassed, especially because she would say strange things a lot that made it seem like it was her that saw. It couldn't have been more perfect. The funny part is when I finally told him it was me the whole time, he literally jumped and hugged me. "
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"It's okay to yell at the top of your lungs, waking the entire house, "GOD DAMMIT MOM, FUCKING KNOCK, FOR FUCK'S SAKE" =3 "
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For some reason, I read this thinking you were male. It took me WAY too long to figure out you were female.
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I think the situation depends on if it is a mom or dad catching a son or daughter. The most awkward being Dad catching daughter. I mean a Dad catching his son is to be expected, a mother who catches her son will be disgusted, a mother who catches her daughter will be puzzled, but a father who catches his daughter will be haunted for the rest of his life.
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26 yr old grown ass woman. Mom needs to get a grip and have some humor about it. It's not like she caught you injecting heroin or fucking a poodle or something. You and her need to do a shot of something good together and laugh about it.
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"I was about 16, it was a lovely Saturday morning. I woke up and heard the lawnmower running outside... So that's where dad is. I remembered my mom and sister were going shopping, so they weren't inside either. Hmmm.. Woke up with the infamous morning wood and decided to take care of it. Well my girlfriend called me just as I passed the blue balls cutoff point, and I figured it'd be fun to talk to her while I entertained myself. In my concentration trying to hide it from her I forgot to pay attention to the rest of my surroundings. Next thing I know my dad bursts into my room and freezes. All he says is "feel good?" and walks out. The only thing ever said about it was later that day my dad asked me who I was talking to on the phone. Which made it even weirder. TL DR: Dad walked in on me fapping while on the phone with g/f, asks if it feels good "
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Maybe the mom should be glad she didn't bring a guy home.
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I was a junior in high school and we moved my senior year. While we were waiting a week or two for our new house to open, my parents, my little sister and I were living in a large hotel room. One afternoon I took a nap and had a wet dream. When I woke up and looked around everyone was looking my way. Thankfully it never got brought up.
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When my Mr. Purple was still functioning I got up on a Saturday morning. We'd moved in with my SO's parents and at the time, the vent fan in their bathroom was pretty loud... so I figured a five minute break in the shower wasn't a problem... Nope. His mom asked him the next day what that weird noise was. I was mortified and couldn't look her in the eye for weeks.
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