What's the best sob story begging for gold that you can come up with?
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Recently, I found out that my house is actually on top of a giant sea turtle. Luckily, my friend on the other side of the world has been saving up for balloons. However, he does not have the money to fly to me and save my life. Also, he may not have enough balloons. I need a gold to umm... pay for his plane ride. If you don't have enough to give a gold, a silver would help umm... for the ummm... balloons yeah the balloons. Any other award will also help ummm... so the helium will be better??? Basically, if you give me awards, then you can be a hero to.
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Please, my cat is on fire, and only gold can put it out.
I get gold for the dumbest things. My advice is to write something dumb, but write it out like a clever essay for entertainment purposes.
I have chronic pain as well as depression. I can't work so I just sit at home all day playing pokemon. It was my birthday recently and all my friends who said they would come help me celebrate ended up flaking 30 minutes before we were suppose to meet up so I ended up celebrating my birthday by myself in my apartment because I was too down to go out anymore. I almost called my mom who I had to cut out of my life for being abusive but I was able to hold strong and resist the urge but now I feel incredibly lonely.
I need gold because I'm a poo-poo pee-pee fart brain.
I've never gotten it and never will, but just for a moment wonder what it would feel like. Never mind, I'll never know....
Please, my elderly mother's blind former service dog has cancer!
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
Please give money to the poor, please give me a gold
I'm a lonely and unlovable trans lady. Boo hoo, I'm ugly and fail at everything.
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