Why do animals always use poor grammar and generally the wrong verb tenses?
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I reject the general assumption that all felines are inherently deficient in the areas of grammar and sentence structure. Why do we say that radio stations play bad music? Because they play mostly bad music with an occasionally tolerable song. Same with animals and spelling. Because the memes are more popular than the documentaries written by the well versed ones, this becomes the general assumption.
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Jesus, forget their grammar, how about their pathetic lack of capitalization and rudimentary punctuation. How can my ferrets expect me to read their sorry prose if they can't break up a paragraph or be bothered to use question marks?
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Because segregation keeps them away from human schools, and their funding only allows for a subpar education. END ANIMAL SEGREGATION NOW!!
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"More importantly, why are your barks and woofs always punctuated with these "Umm... uhh..." noises? Your canine oratory skills are atrocious, and you're very fortunate that dogs are notoriously compassionate to the disabled. "
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I didn't do well in school. You don't have to rub it in.
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