What is your best ""I looked like this and no one told me??"" moment?
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"So my cat is leash trained, and he likes to perch on my violin case while I carry it around. Well one day, I'm out dressed to the nines, cute cat perched on my violin case. This lady walks over and asks to pet him. My day is going great so far. Then about five minutes into the petting session I hear "I think it's pooping". Imagine my horror when I look down and see a massive river of the splats running out of my cat like niagra falls onto my violin case. That's right, this woman had been pretting my cat for several minutes with rancid diarrhea actively running out of it's backside. So I pick up my cat, hold him out at full arms length (still pooping), drop the violin case (at this point it's a lost cause), and run screaming to the nearest bush where my cat proceeds to leave an elephant sized pile of poop. All I had to say for the both of us when I returned to the crowd of people standing around my shitty violin case was "Haha... he doesn't usually do this." "
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Last year, went to the dentist for a cleaning. Afterwards I stopped by the pharmacy to pick up a prescription, then went home. It wasn't until I used the bathroom nearly an hour later did I look in the mirror and realize that I had very visible dried toothpaste all around my mouth. Neither the hygienist nor the receptionist at the dentist office thought to let me know before I left.
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After my first dissertation defence, my lecturer approached me with a foreboding expression that I construed as displeasure because his responses were tepid during the rigorous questioning. He then reproached me for having lipstick smeared across all my teeth that was so conspicuous he could see it from across the auditorium. He's a fastidious individual who's always dressed immaculately so I think I offended his personal sensibilities. My best friend had accompanied me to assuage my apprehension yet she let me proceed with a garish red coating my teeth like remnants of last night's curry.
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I sat on paint, my butt was covered in paint. No one told me. Thanks.
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Was using the airplane bathroom and came out with a steady stream of toilet paper running down the back of my pants. My sister saw but just decided to kept quiet the whole flight. When we got off the flight I was curious why everyone was staring at me and asked my sister what's up. Cue the embarrassment music
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I had long hair. I started swimming daily - without using chlorine shampoo. My hair started breaking. Preferentially at the front. Before too long, I had a fucking mullet. No one told me until AFTER I got it cut.
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one time we had to film commercials and i looked better than i thought
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Too much eyeliner when I first started wearing makeup. They said I looked like a raccoon. Turns out they were right.
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At my first job out of highschool at the new pet store that had recently opened up down the street from our old house. One afternoon after my shift I kept getting whiffs of dog crap, but couldn't figure out where it was coming from. When I finally got through the door my mom pointed out the large brown smudge on the front of my work uniform. I walked for 3km looking and smelling like that completely oblivious that I had been wearing dog shit the whole time.
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