What's the Weirdest Thing you Ever Forgot you Owned?
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Oh my god! I have a great one for this. So I dated this guy for like 4 or 5 months who was frequently away for work. He had some kind of electrician/engineer type gig and spent like 80% of his time out of the country. At some point, because we were never seeing each other and therefore never doing the deed to relieve one anothers' needs, he got this cock mold from online and had a rubber mold of his weiner made for me. So one day I got this veiny dildo shaped just like his dick in the mail as a surprise. The idea being, if he wasn't there I could still have the goodies. Well, we ended up breaking up (neither of us had aligned future interests, he wanted kids and I was undecided for one) and in the process of moving about a year later, I came across this big ass dildo in my closet shaped like my ex's weiner. Just stared at it for a little while rethinking all my life choices.
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A double bladed battle axe
A talking Bob Ross Bobblehead
""Spud" cannon. My dad found it a while back and gave it back to me. I had forgotten i made it in high school. It's got a 6' barrel, is made of cold rolled steel, and runs off oxy/acetylene or MAPP gas and oxy. It has it's own mount and motorized cart (ie a modified hover-round trike) and the firing mechanism is via spark plug and coil, with a 50 foot control wire. He was probably right to take it away, but it did work very well for a long time until we got caught. It didn't use potatoes, although we tried it would just explode them. But custom wax plugs and copper plumbing nipples filled with concrete worked very well. Range was almost 1.5 miles as measured over water at a 45* angle with the plumbing nipples. Penetration was 36"+ of live Fir or Cedar as tested by shooting it at trees. "
A lock of hair
A shirt i made out of can tabs
After my Mum passed away, we sorted through her things and donated it to charity or kept it. There was one tub of art supplies that I went through last weekend. The box had been sitting in our garage for ages. Most of it was normal shit, like paints and ribbons, but there was a bag containing one of those old creepy dolls ... dismembered. Why did I decide to keep that? Yikes. Got rid of Chopped-up Chucky this time, though. Ugggh.
"One of those Betty Spaghetty "dolls". They look weird but I liked em as a kid. "
I saw a dis embodied toy that I remembered dropping at the crevice of the seats in my car. I never found it when I was a kid and when I was roaming through my garage, I found it under a pile of nails. Not sure why it is disembodied though...gave me nostalgia nonetheless
Twice I've bought a ticket for events that I forgot buying. Once, I was cleaning the kitchen and found an event ticket envelope under a stack of stuff on the counter. Opened it up and found a ticket to John Cleese & Eric Idle. I had absolutely zero memory of buying. Thankfully I found it before the show date. Second time I was going over my accounts and saw a charge on my credit card I didn't recognize. The name of the company was abbreviated. So I didn't immediately recognize it, but after googling I found it was for a local theater. I panicked, thinking my card had been stolen/accessed in some way from the last time I'd seen a show there. I was about to contact my bank when I remembered the above instance. I did a search on my email and found the receipt for a ticket to another show (I don't remember which one it was that time.)
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