Black : Do you avoid eating fried chicken in public?
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"Here is the shitty part...I don't even LIKE fried chicken that much. That loose crinkly skin pisses me off lol. If I do eat I try not to lick my fingers and have the greasiest face in America. I went to an HBCU and once for a tailgate they served fried chicken, watermelon slices, and (I'm not even joking) RED FUCKING KOOL-AID I was leaving somewhere and I just saw everywhere black people eating fried chicken, watermelon, and kool-aid with the happiest grins on their faces. Young, Old, College educated, football watching, EVERYONE. My friend tried to offer me a plate and I knocked it down on the ground and just death stared him and said "**NIGGA HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?! THERE ARE WHITE PEOPLE AND CAMERAS ALL AROUND!" If I didn't have to stay for the football game I would have went home and drank myself to sleep. TL DR- Went to an all black college where on a Saturday morning 14,000 darkies were all eating fried chicken, watermelon, and drinking red kool-aid. "
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I'm italian. Anything with a noodle and sauce will gravitate towards me for it's epic battle with my lower intestine. And I couldn't give a shit and a half who sees me wreck that glorious food.
NOW I WANT POPEYE'S!
Awwwh hell nah! I murder fried chicken in publics. It's soooooo delicious. It's as nice as a slice of cold watermelon on a hot Louisiana day.
Everyone loves fried chicken. If I am at a work lunch/dinner I would not be caught dead ordering fried chicken though.
I'm American and I eat McDonalds in public.
I'm white. I avoid dancing. Not because of the stereotype but because when I dance, I look like I'm fucking an invisible fat woman. (Hold your arms out like you're carrying a heavy laundry basket. Shuffle your feet and buck your hips. That's me.)
I hide the fried chicken inside a watermelon!...
I have no problem with stereotypes that are true and fried chicken is to black people like Zima is to white chicks.
This reminded me of a sketch from Jon Benjamin Has a Van.
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