What's the worst experience you've ever had with a hotel, motel, or inn?

Was driving in the middle of the night and stopped at a Motel 6 to get some sleep. It was literally out in the middle of nowhere. One thing I noticed that was odd were that the doors had about a 2 inch gap at the bottom of them. Another thing that was odd was there were a gazillion mole crickets outside. The room? Mole crickets everywhere. Under the bed. Under the sheets. In the bathroom. I got outta there and kept on driving.