You will get $10 million cash but Samuel L Jackson will be there to shout ""motherfucker"" for every dollar you spend, will you be happy? And Why?

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"Step 1: rent out a nice little building with my money Step 2: set up camera and crew with my money Step 3: spend the $10M all at once on a prepaid debit card or such Step 4: start recording and live streaming Samuel Jackson saying "Motherfucker" 10M times Step 5: market the video stream heavily Step 6: once this becomes famous, start charging people to let them watch SJ perform live Step 7: let capitalism multiply my $10M (+ whatever I make from live performance ticket sales) while I live on the royalties I get from the recorded video "
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That's actually my dream in life
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Mothafucka of course.
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Follow up question: if i buy a lambo, will he stand there and yell motherfucker 250,000 times? Won't I have driven away by then?
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That trip to Disney World sure is going to be awkward. #lifegoals
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Sam Jackson is fucking awesome, so it's like the money pays for itself!
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Yeah man, 10 million dollars and Samuel L Jackson is basically my new best friend? Sign me up twice.
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If he said motherfucker for every single dollar and we estimate that it takes him about 5 seconds to say it- then your looking at about a year and a half of SLJ shouting at you. That's a rather long time.
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At my bank savings accounts gain roughly .75% interest. I'd probably put it all in my savings account and live off the interest (approx $75,000). I'm not a huge fan of Samuel Jackson and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be mightily impressed by me so I think this arrangement would work best for us both.
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For a minute I thought this was an Infinity War Post
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