How will your children finish the phrase: ""As my mother/father used to say...""?

""Make like a tree and fuck off." Alternatively, "sometimes you don't think it be like it is but it do." Alternatively to the alternative "remember son, boobs are just antennae for a mind control device made by the same people who put chemicals in the water turning the friggin frogs gay to keep the masses in line. Boobs aren't real, they're just liberal conspiracies designed to limit the publics ability to hear the interdimensional space demons trying to contact us to give us the cure for the big gay." "