For people who sleep with an arm or leg hanging over the bed, what do you use to carry your gigantic balls around?
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When I was 23, I was house sharing with 5 others. My housemate died in his room and we found him after 2 days as we thought he was out but went upstairs to check as he'd left his door open. The evening we found him I couldn't sleep. Had my left arm hanging over the side of the bed and was so stressed at seeing him laying face down and knowing he died alone. I was wide awake, a hand took mine and held it as you would to reassure someone. Every hair on my body stood up. I am a Christian, though that is the one thing that isn't a part of my beliefs but I am 100% certain happened. I keep my massive balls hidden.....behind my massive manhood.
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I'm using the carved skull of the monster my leg lured from under the bed
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It's called feeling safe next to my partner. No monsters can get us when we're together.
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Jokes on you, I don't have any arms or legs. I wrote this comment with my mind.
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well usually like a burlap sack they're just so heavy sometimes so on occasion like a carpenters dolly like this https://www.homedepot.com/p/Vestil-24-in-x-48-in-1-200-lb-6-Wheel-Solid-Deck-Hardwood-Dolly-HDOS-2448-6SW/303072657
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"I don't so this.. but my SO does.. I am the woman and mostly the caretaker. In other words: I carry them around for him! Totally joking! Except he really does sleep with one leg off the bed. He's 5'2".. how in the hell he doesn't fall off this bed is beyond my comprehension and definitely defies the law of gravity. "
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