Why do some gifts from santa have ""made in china"" written on them?
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Because Santa got sick of most of the elves complaining and threatening to unionize, so he sent those elves the China to start a second workshop. He only keeps a few at the North Pole, and it is because they don't talk much.
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Because Santas secret identity is Xi Jinping and its normal to have his fellow country men to make the toys.
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The elf's have gone on strike so Santa proceeded to manufacture presents in China as it's a cheaper and faster alternative.
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Santa has to out source because he doesn't want to fuck over the elfs
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Because Xi Jinping is actually a reincarnation of Joseph Stalin, and everyone knows that Papa Stalin and Father Christmas are one and the same
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