What is one of the dumbest things you've done when your brain was on ""auto-pilot""?
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"When i was like 9 or 10 my grandparents had a beach house in Biloxi Mississippi. I know, why the hell there? Anyway, the condominium complex had a pool and my mother took me to the pool as the adults were going off gambling and what not. Mom and i arrive at the pool and there's a girl there, maybe 13 or 14? Me, being on the edge of full blown adolescence was locked on her. So mom was talking about god knows what at the time, I'm just "uh huh, yeah mom" while watching this girl swim and loading her into my 10 year old spank bank. I begin to take off my shirt, but i had gone full auto pilot and slid my swim trunks down as if i was about to get into a shower. Oh fuck. I pull them back up because i think the girl had noticed but mom didn't. I told my mother i had to take a wicked shit and went back to the condo and now i have this horrid memory to look back on every now and again even into my late 20's. "
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Lit a match brought it to my mouth where there wasn't a cigarette.
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I was on the tail end of 5 12 hour shifts and I was sick (flu). My girlfriend came home with her mother in tow. I had made them both a cup tea with mistake 1 leaving the tea bags in the cup. Mistake 2 was I was sitting at the table and my girlfriend stood next to me. On autopilot I kissed her breast (over her clothes) before realising her mother was sitting at the table. I apologied profusely, the mother thought it was hilarious and never let me live it down.
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Not me but my mom was on a long road trip and we stopped at a waffle house and my mom while not paying attention poured syrup on her eggs
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"I turned off my house electricity when I was 12, I was half asleep and got up to the bathroom and for some reason I thought "Oh I forgot to turned off the bathroom light" and went to the power box. After that I realized what had I done but I kinda panicked because I couldn't see the power box in the dark and broke a vase. "
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put the phone in the fridge and took the bottle of water into the room
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I had a fuzzy purse that I hung on a chair while I was eating. It rubbed against my leg when I reached for something, so I started petting it thinking it was my cat.
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Continuously jammed my work key into my house door. My work key is a big silver one and my house key is one of those picture ones with a bunny on it.
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