Teachers/Examiners, what are some of the funniest exam answers you have seen a student write?
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Former lecturer. As a bonus question I gave the students to find a bug in a completely nonsensical piece of code. Two students answered the question out of 25. One student rewrote the code and integrated it into something of his own. Before I marked his paper, I asked him why did he wrote a damn (functioning) piece of code for a bonus question. He told me the code didn't make sense and he had a couple of minutes to spare. He got full marks. The second one is the top achiever in class. She threw in three failed attempts to solve this piece of nonsensical code, and left three actual question because (according to her) was excited to solve the bonus and time ran put before she could attempt it. Funny thing, the first student is one of the most laid back kids I've ever taught and the second student studies like there is no tomorrow.
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Not a teacher, Back in 7th and 8th grade if I knew I didn't do well on a test I'd draw an animal on the back that begged for extra marks lol
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Not a TA or teacher but the professor for my anatomy class was stressing to us the importance of spelling for practicals at the beginning of the semester. Prof said that one year an answer to a question was Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy (Duchenne Disease) and a student panicked/brainfart/blanked out and wrote Douche Disease. Douche Disease.
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"Is it okay if these are just ordinary tests instead of exams? These are some memorable moments from my EFL (English as a foreign language) classes. Spellcheck Is Not Always Your Friend Department: Question: What are the major religious groups in the United States? Answer: Catholics, Jews, and Prosthesis. This Explains 90% Of Human History Department: Question: Use the word "tribe" in a sentence. Answer: "My tribe is better than your tribe!" "
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"Not a teacher but my grandfather in college had a question like "how does a chicken cool itself?" (Agriculture student) And he answered "flap it's wings and seek shade" and the professor got such a kick out of it he gave him half credit "
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"I'm the student in this case, but was told by my dissertation supervisor this was the funniest thing he'd seen in a dissertation. Turns out MS Word submissions include any comments added. I'd left "figures 3 and 4 are the wrong fucking way round oh my god word sucks" in mine "
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"I was taking the AP biology Exam and in my class was my best Friend we will call him J. As J and I were taking the exam (separately just in the same texting room) I get to a short essay question about how the human body can smell. And luckily for me our shitty teacher had never mentioned it in class nor did he plan on us knowing that for the exam. So I just leave it blank as I am so clueless that it would just be embarrassing to write anything there. Well J just drew a nose and wrote "Who nose?", and left the entire page blank. "
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"We read the Grimm version of Cinderella. I posed the question on the test: 'What happens to the step mother and step sisters at the end of the story.' My students writes: "They got their eyes pecked out cause they was bitches" Well...he wasn't wrong. "
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On my end of year reviews, one student told me I needed to work on my sloppy handjobs. He was a freshman in high school
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I once spent most of an art history test defining contrapposto as the John Stockton to Karl Malone low post lay up play. To be fair, the TA had an insane grading policy - if you got something completely wrong he would mark it as half credit (since 50% is a failing grade) instead of just giving you a zero...
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