What is the best way to respond to ""lol""?

Honestly I doubt that you are fucking laughing out loud SARAH maybe if actualy read my joke and took it heart and didn't drink your fucking vanilla bean Frappuccino then you would just randomly say lol BUT ACTUALY RESPECT IT honestly I put to much effort into these jokes maybe I should just stop you know it was my dream to be a comedian you know enjoying making people happy making them smile but I guess I will never have that I will never be able to enjoy my dream I should probably end it all I wanted to do in life was make others happy but I think if I was dead so many people would be happy my parents wouldn't have someone asking for money once a year and drinking there tea everyone at school would obviously be happy so why don't I do ok tell me why shouldn't I end it you vanilla bean Frappuccino drinking phag