What innocent item gets suspicious if you own too much of it?
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Spoons. I've got 28000 spoons. Not different ones, all the same. They are all over the house, but I've also got a spoon room, where most of them are neatly organized. You don't want a spoon mess, it needs to be neat! I love my spoons. Once in a while I will invite people and most of them pretend, everything is fine. I think, they are uncomfortable but don't dare say anything. None of them ever accepted a second invitation. Sometimes I feel lonely, and when this happens, I take one of my spoons, go to bed and we cuddle. This has always comforted me. EDIT: Thanks for all the pms and replies and all else, but of course I dont have 28k spoons. That would be insane, like really literally insane. I just like to write, what I think is, funny stuff.
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Not me but my friend. He has eczema like severe case. He has to get Vaseline in like huge quantities. He's also gay so everyone looks at him weird buying A tub of Vaseline. But he just shrugs it off. Lol
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For me water. My neighbors had well water and would dry up. They asked if they could run a hose and put it in there well they would pay what was owed. Did this alot last summer no big deal they paid. Then they bought a big above ground pool. Filled it for them they always paid my part was always around the same so I wasn't bent out of shape. One day the water meter guy knocked with an officer wanting to know why I was using so much water. I explained showed the many hoses to reach my neighbors and they were there to help explain. They explained to me that much water usage was throwing a red flag. So they were sent out to investigate to make sure no marijuana growing was happening.
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Cash. If you have too much Cash it's automatically an assumption that you traffic drugs in some way.
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Lye. I make soap in a medium sized home business. Because of this, I had to provide our local fire department with a blueprint of our house marking the location of where i store the 5 gallon buckets of lye.
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"Clicky pens apparently. I once was doing a personal project and I needed tiny springs. I knew my dad was going to be going around to some antique/thrift stores, so I told him to get me a bunch of clicky pens. At one store, the guy watched as my dad was meticulously picking out all of those pens from a bowl of pens. He eventually said "I'm gonna have to ask why you want those pens so bad...". My dad explained and they had a laugh. "
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Cardboard cutouts. You have one cardboard cutout and it's a novelty decoration, but you have a room full of them and it gets a little weird.
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