what's your most humiliating ""This isn't what it looks like..."" moment?
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"On my wedding night my car was decorated with all the most offensive items you could find at the adult bookstore. The centerpiece was a very cheap blow-up sex doll attached to the hood. The next morning I went out to the hotel's parking garage to clean up the car before we left. It was early and very quiet so I wasn't really paying attention to how I must have looked. I tried to deflate the doll by squeezing the air while I held the blow hole open with my teeth(which was located near where the belly button should have been.) Just as a couple older ladies turned the corner of the garage, the air that I was pushing from the top portion of the doll suddenly filled each leg which sprung to life on either side of my head that was buried in the crotch of the blow up doll. Not a lot you can say when you just got caught orally pleasing a plastic sex doll on the hood of a car in a public parking garage. I smiled at the ladies and nodded toward the doll. "Just got married." "
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"So I was in Psychology and my friend was showing me some unfortunate domain names. He hits the back button as the teacher looks at his monitor, and the address bar says, "powergenitalia.com." Needless to say he was full of shame. "
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Went for a run along the beach with my friend a few years ago. It started pissing down with rain so when we got back to his car we stripped off and threw the clothes in the back seat, but were still in underwear and shoes. Got funny looks from my parents, then at 5 in the morning the next day my dad burst in through the door and started yelling at me that I better not be gay : |
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In college, I was living with a random roommate. As we hit the first test period, I ended up going without sleep for about 2 1/2 days and was wired on caffeine (pretty standard). I was alone in our room and finished up a large paper. To get over the jitters so I can fall asleep, I decide to take a few sleeping pills to help relax. There were only two pills left in the bottle so for no particular reason, I decide to just toss the bottle back instead of dumping them into my hand first. At this moment, my new roommate walks in to see me shaky, stressed out during finals, and drinking a bottle of pills. I swung my head causing one of the pills to fall out of my mouth, onto my lip and slowly dribble down as we stared at each other in dead silence. Try convincing someone you haven't just downed a bottle of pills under those circumstances.
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I was in the bathtub, age 13 or 14. For some reason, I didn't lock the door. For some reason, I had laid back in the tub and was trying to put my legs over my head. My ears were submerged, so I didn't hear my mom knocking. When I didn't respond to her knock, she came in. We never spoke of it again.
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So uh, you're Mr Bean, then? You'd better do an AMA, man!
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Don't lie, you're just hoping the guy sees this thread.
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