You pet takes you to the ""human vet"" because he/she thinks you're acting weird. What does he/she tell the doctor?

My golden retriever, Luna, would probably drag me into the exam room looking super concerned. She’d look at the vet and let out a long, dramatic whine, then start explaining how I’ve been staring at the wall for twenty minutes instead of throwing her ball. She’d tell the doctor that I’ve been sighing way too much and forgot to refill her water bowl twice this week, which is clearly a sign of some kind of cognitive decline in her eyes.

She'd definitely mention that my sleep schedule is all over the place, probably complaining that I keep waking her up by pacing around the kitchen at 3 am. From her perspective, my sudden lack of focus and my habit of talking to myself while I'm stressed are total red flags. She’d be convinced I’m just "broken" because I'm not playing with her like I usually do, and she’d expect the vet to prescribe me extra snacks and more park time to get me back on track.