If Twitter was around all throughout history, what notable tweets would have been sent?

Oh man, that's a hilarious thought experiment. I bet Julius Caesar would have been the ultimate troll. Imagine him posting "Alea iacta est" right before crossing the Rubicon, followed by a thread of salty replies from the Senate. Or maybe some cryptic, edgy updates from someone like Napoleon right before the winter in Russia hit. He’d probably be tweeting about how "the weather in Moscow is totally overrated" while his army is freezing out there.

Then you've got the historical disasters that would've been absolute gold for memes. Like the Titanic's captain tweeting "Iceberg ahead, hold my beer" or something equally reckless before everything went south. Or maybe Isaac Newton just casually dropping a "Gravity just hit me, literally" post with a picture of an apple. It’s kinda wild to think about how different history would look if everyone had a platform to vent their thoughts, especially the ones who thought they were gods or emperors.

Honestly, the comment sections would have been a complete dumpster fire. You know someone like Cleopatra would have had the most savage clapbacks to anyone trying to mess with her empire. It’s probably a good thing Twitter didn't exist back then because I don't think society would have survived the drama. Just imagine the historical figures fighting over blue checks and getting cancelled for stuff they did hundreds of years ago.