what's the most offensive joke you've gotten away with/gotten laughs?
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"I was headed to an art gallery and had to walk down a dark street for a short distance. I don't let people walk behind me after dark, period. Someone came up on me and I stopped and turned around, he was black and started ranting about whites attitudes. I told him I pulled a tour in a combat zone and no one walked behind me. I had my hand on a pistol. He paused for a second and then started laughing and yelled, "Obama won." I laughed and said, "Yeah, you nixxxrs are getting all upity now." He swallowed it and laughed. I invited him to have a drink in a small joint that froze up when he came in with me. He started trying to beg off. I told him not to sweat it that no one screwed with me and my guest any time. We went to the exhibit that I wanted to see, then went over and saw the jazz group that he wanted to see. Nice guy but it could have gotten real ugly real fast. "
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Welcome to Ally Pizza Parlour and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce. Last day on the job to a fellow advocate, I could tell when they were trying to transfer a customer through.
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Two of my supervisors and the manager of my department are Jewish. A girl that I work with was reading The Diary of Anne Frank and brought it with her to the monthly meeting. Without thinking I picked it up and asked her if she had read the sequel, Anne Frank Goes to Camp.... My manager thought it was hilarious and my supervisors just giggled and brushed it off.
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How can you tell if your girlfriend is taking steroids? She flips you over and fucks you with her clitoris.
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""Carla used to laugh at my jokes so hard, she would stop breathing! Little did we know this was foreshadowing her death!" Something along those lines at the memorial service of a close friend who choked herself to death. She was not present. Obviously. "
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""...and that's when I tried to buy the horse a prostitute!" "
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"In chemistry lab my partner was talking about how her cornea got scratched and she couldn't wear contact lenses, and then a kid in a group next to us mentioned that he was born with a scratched cornea. I said, "It was probably from the coathanger..." Everyone started laughing really loudly, but by laughing i mean covering their mouths and being silent. "
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I like my women like I like my Jack, all mixed up with coke.
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Whats the difference between a pizza and a dead baby?
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What do you call four Chileans drowning? Quatro sinko. Told in front of four Chileans. In Chile.
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