“Hernia test at the Military Entrance Processing Station (MEPS): “Where’s your other testicle- oh, there it is” And I just stand there knowing the type of jokes the other recruits and I in the waiting room outside about the guys seeing the doctor before us….. “
Doctor: It’s okay… don’t be nervous… you can do this, Frank. It’s only natural to be scared Me: But my name’s not Frank Doctor: I was talking to myself
“Hernia test at the Military Entrance Processing Station (MEPS): “Where’s your other testicle- oh, there it is” And I just stand there knowing the type of jokes the other recruits and I in the waiting room outside about the guys seeing the doctor before us….. “
When was the last time you saw your dick?
“”You should clean that more often” “
“”Wow…that’s pretty small” “
Doctor: sir your daughter appears to have ghonnarea Dad: but that’s impossible Doctor: it appears you do too, silence
Doctor: It’s okay… don’t be nervous… you can do this, Frank. It’s only natural to be scared Me: But my name’s not Frank Doctor: I was talking to myself