My boyfriend has no idea I used to be a super competitive dancer. Like, winning national competitions level. Now I just work a regular office job, and he sees me as this pretty low-key person, so I’ve never brought it up. It feels like a lifetime ago.
My secret is that I’m not actually a morning person at all. I wake up before him every day just to get myself together and look a bit more presentable before he wakes up. He thinks I just naturally look like this at 6 a.m.
Mine doesn’t know how much I spend on my hair appointments. He’s always commenting on how nice my hair looks, and I just tell him it’s a good cut. The truth is, I spend a small fortune on it every few months, but I know he’d think it’s crazy.
That every time he goes out of town, I eat an entire rotisserie chicken to myself while naked, and then I shit with the door open, also while naked. SWEET FREEDOM
My boyfriend has no idea I used to be a super competitive dancer. Like, winning national competitions level. Now I just work a regular office job, and he sees me as this pretty low-key person, so I’ve never brought it up. It feels like a lifetime ago.
My secret is that I’m not actually a morning person at all. I wake up before him every day just to get myself together and look a bit more presentable before he wakes up. He thinks I just naturally look like this at 6 a.m.
Mine doesn’t know how much I spend on my hair appointments. He’s always commenting on how nice my hair looks, and I just tell him it’s a good cut. The truth is, I spend a small fortune on it every few months, but I know he’d think it’s crazy.
That every time he goes out of town, I eat an entire rotisserie chicken to myself while naked, and then I shit with the door open, also while naked. SWEET FREEDOM
Nothing, I tell him everything