If your username describes a person you are FORCED to marry even if you are married, what would your husband/wife be like?

A fat Caucasian male trucker who is about 65yrs old with a thick white mustache and wears baseball caps. He and I both value our alone time which is ideal because he spends days and days trucking along the large American highways. We are both polyamorous which is also ideal because he sleeps with truck stop strippers and hookers while I date women, its the only way we can stand each others presence. We only stay together for financial and the adopted kids.