What would be the strangest out of context artifact from our generation found 2000 years from now?

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Jadessa · Accepted Answer

The internet will be found after being preserved by 4chan, and taken as gospel for the future generations thinking of our bravery when facing the 'slenderman' and 'the smile'. Of course, there will be two sides fighting over who's way rains supreme, the one who are loyal to 4chans story of events, and the one copied by 9gag.

Fatjona · Answer

Eye-lash bender or whatever they are called. They look weird now. This http://www.beautybender.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/shu-uemura-Eyelash-Curler1.jpg

TERA · Answer

O rings used on most types of equipments.

Charmine · Answer

Fleshlight

Kien · Answer

One of those dinosaur aged computers the size of (military) tanks

Berglind · Answer

Flying Spaghetti Monster painting

hava · Answer

dildos. dildos and my little pony toys, fucking creepy as shit and I feel as though the future will be bothered by how unrealistic the colors are..

Angelika Vogt · Answer

a fleshlight

Satu-Paivi · Answer

Platic dinosaur buried on a beach

Livi · Answer

Shakeweight

Asrar · Answer

Pocket Whales

yuliya · Answer

Microsoft Zune

Marium · Answer

Playstation Move.

OTILIA · Answer

You should read David Macaulay's Motel of the Mysteries.

Kristin Jager · Answer

"The slinky.  They'll think it was some mechanical phenomena.  How would you explain, "well, we kinda just pushed it down a flight of stairs and got laughter and enjoyment out of it" without sounding like you're missing a chromosome.  "

FAIRY · Answer

The cum box...

Hennariina · Answer

Slinky

Markus Propst · Answer

Lady Gaga's closet

Ralph · Answer

Sextoys. Like: Buttplugs, fleshlights, dildos (of various sizes and shapes), blow-up dolls, those full-size rubber/silicone dolls etc. I mean, if you do not have the cultural context of those things how can you ever know what it was for and why we are so fixated by them?

Retha · Answer

That shitty pre-order thing for the new Dead island game. It's a woman's bloody torso wearing a bikini.

Radcliffe · Answer

An N64 Controller inside a manual car.

Marina Fruehauf · Answer

The leg lamp from a Christmas Story.

Jeffery · Answer

The pet rock.  It would just be tossed aside and future humans would never know they were overlooking an important cultural phenomenon!

Karolin Eichmann · Answer

All of our fucking water bottles.

Heike Kuster · Answer

Fallout 3. I mean did people really live like that just before the war?

Barween · Answer

LEGOs... those things fucking rock. They would probably think we built actual life sized houses out of them. Which would lead to entire cities being built out of LEGOs.

Roby · Answer

Lava lamps.

Mehnaz · Answer

"Dildos.  "We have found multiple rubber fertility idols in our archaeological dig. We are convinced that these were very spiritual people, who worshiped phallic symbols in order to bless themselves with many offspring!" And the Venus of Willendorf wasn't caveman porn at all, no way! "

Katrine · Answer

One of those horse head masks I keep seeing all over the place

Forbes · Answer

probably some kind of sculpture e.g. http://i.imgur.com/p8ZOclm.jpg

konni · Answer

How is everybody cuming up with dildos?

Herbie · Answer

One of those horse head masks.

Souhad · Answer

""What is this strange artifact professor?" "I believe it was a device once referred to as 'the dildo'" "

Maria Baier · Answer

Lil Wayne's teeth

malu · Answer

Pens, the ones that have been chewed on. When they'll find them, they'll be thinking we were living under horrible conditions. So hungry, we chewed on pens and pencils.

Ole · Answer

Will Smith's perfectly-preserved head.

Tale · Answer

Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer from amazon. Seriously, read the reviews.

franziska · Answer

dildos

Claudia Mauer · Answer

Frisbees.

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