Julienne asked 2 month ago Geography Yer the Captain of a fine vessel on the ol’ briney seas. Where do ye take yer crew an’ what do ye do? View +7 answers Report
I’ll be taking my krusty crew aboard my vessel and we’ll be taking a trip to bikini bottom. Are you ready kids? I can’t hear you. (opens door) Oh. My crew is dead. I should’ve known child labor was a bad idea.
I read that about 5 times in my best pirate voice before realizing everyone in the office was staring at me.
Down to good ol’ Nancy’s tavern to drink rum and dance the hempen jig.
We sail to Tortuga!! Then Davey Jones locker on a drunken dare
Grains for Islay, then barrels of the whisky for the return.
straight to cthulhu, we’re gona have a long night )
The whorehouse