You’ve been arrested by the police, you can call any fictional lawyer character you want as your attorney, who do you call?

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Melanie Nagel · Accepted Answer

I've heard Matlock is a good choice. For ten grand, he'll actually sit behind you in court and read the paper. For $15,000, he'll actually sit at the defense table. For $20,000, he'll twice lean forward and whisper something in your ear. You can't argue with that kind of value.

MAGALI · Answer

Uncle Phil

Kristyn · Answer

Jeff Winger from Community.  He was actually a good lawyer, plus maybe I could get to be on Troy and Abed in the Morning to discuss the case.

Eiri · Answer

Fletcher from Liar Liar.  Fletcher: Your Honor, I object! Judge: Why? Fletcher: Because it's devastating to my case! Judge: Overruled. Fletcher: Good call!

Nanny · Answer

Single female lawyer!

BLOSSOM · Answer

Harvey Specter Edit:thanks fot the awards guys, these are my first ones!

zengin o · Answer

Jennifer Susan Walters, AKA She-Hulk. Private attorney, adventurer  formerly bounty hunter, S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, actress, mine slave, Magistra of the Living Tribunal, NYC Assistant District Attorney. Law degree from UCLA (University of California, Los Angeles)

Eveleen · Answer

South Park's version of Johnny Cochran

Oral · Answer

"Gordon Bombay  People forget before he was the greatest peewee hockey coach of all time he was the sleaziest defense attorney in Minnesota.  "You really stooped to an all-time low on this one, Bombay." "I'm insulted by that, Frank, you have no idea how low I can stoop." "

Johanna Schroder · Answer

Barry Zuckerkorn. He's very good.

sussie · Answer

Marshal Eriksen, before he became a judge.

Juan · Answer

Better Call Saul

Lynna · Answer

Alicia Florek

Eliott · Answer

The Hyper Chicken Lawyer from Futurama. Edit: Thanks for the award

Jennifer Rothschild · Answer

ATTICUS FINCH

Klaara · Answer

Annalise Keating, obviously

Tomkin · Answer

My cousin Vinny

KA · Answer

Elle Woods

Hanna-Maija · Answer

I want Bob Loblaw to drop a Bob Loblaw Law Bomb.

Jami · Answer

Perry Mason. He only ever lost one case.

Lorette · Answer

Charlie Kelly, of course. I want the best expert on Bird Law in the world on my case.

zarina · Answer

"Vincent LaGuardia "Vinny" Gambini Even if I go down I get to meet Marisa Tomei "

TISHA · Answer

Alan shore and Denny Crane Edit: Thankyou for the awards.  I have an erection. That's a good sign. I'm ready to go to trial. Lock and load.

Kiia · Answer

Matt Murdock for sure

Carlynne · Answer

Lionel Hutz..so we can have a celebratory belt of scotch at 9:30 in the morning. Edit: Okay realised the accurate quote is 9:30 in the morning, thanks for pointing it out!

Beatrize · Answer

Harvey birdman attorney at law. Man lost some brain cells watching that back in the day. Thank for the awards guys.

Madhavi · Answer

Jack McCoy

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