If you were sucked into a board game like “”Jumanji”” which board game would you least want to be put into?

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Laure · Accepted Answer

"Candy Land. Sure it'd be great short-term, sugar and tasty candy and all that. But have you ever tried to live on candy alone? Within a day or two, you'd be sick to the stomach, candy passing straight through you faster than taco bell. Within a week your body would be shutting down, not to mention the abysmal state of your dental hygiene. Your only option for sustenance would be to resort to the denizens of Candyland. Things turn dark very quickly. At least in Jumanji you can get a burger without someone asking "Has anyone seen King Kandy recently?" "

Ellamaria · Answer

Kingdom Death. Alternatively, warhammer 40k.

LORRINE · Answer

Chaos in the Old World. Life sucks and your going to be killed by a bloodletter.

Ann Caroline · Answer

I'm surprised no one said chess, imagine making one wrong move and then you're basically dead/fodder

Janina Urner · Answer

Warhammer 40k. Because I want to die.

Kristin Wurfel · Answer

Kingdom Death Monster.

Pansie · Answer

Kingdom Death: Monster No.... just no.

nille · Answer

We are all currently living a really shit version of monopoly, where the majority didn't get to start until end game.

Laura-Maija · Answer

Ouija board..

Maynord · Answer

I mean... Munchkin. Depends who else is there though, cause I can totally screw people over to survive and be alright.

Inga-Lill · Answer

Ok so hear me out. Candyland seems so harmless but as a kid it always bothered me that this chocolate goon just hangs out in the swamps and waits for kids to get stuck there.

shirin · Answer

Escape from Colditz. Not fond of the idea of being transported into a nazi PoW camp.

Gudbjorg · Answer

Grape Escape. One of the most violent games around.

Spud · Answer

Arkham Horror Eldritch Horror Dead of Winter

Riika · Answer

Fireball Island.. remember that one from being a kid... basically you got killed by fireballs (marbles).

Joletta · Answer

Cones of Dunshire

Leyah · Answer

Zombicide! That game is seriously lethal and ruthless.

Heike Cole · Answer

Well as an American we are already in Monopoly. I don't need to push it with weird shit

Arlie · Answer

Trump the board game. It's a real thing.

GLAYDS · Answer

Don't break the ice..... inevitable death

Ines Klein · Answer

There was a game that I wanna say was called Splat! where you would form game pieces out of clay and if you landed on certain spaces your opponent got to squish your piece with a plastic hand. So that sounds terrible to face in reality.

Fania · Answer

The posts in this topic are either great answers like arkham horror or terrible answers where the poster probably doesn't know many table top games

Marie Sankt · Answer

Zombicide. I'd be dead in minutes.

Mommy · Answer

Dead of Winter does not sound at all fun to be stuck in. Zombies + Freezing Conditions.

YADIRA · Answer

Cthulhu Wars.

Katharina Hertz · Answer

What was that board game with the wind up Tasmanian Devil knockoff that would travel down the board and knock away player pieces?

Carrol · Answer

Agricola. I don't like starving very much.

VERNA · Answer

The game of life... wait...

YEVETTE · Answer

Clue.

SHARILYN · Answer

LIFE damnit someone else beat me to it. I don't care, it's still LIFE.

PAZ · Answer

Definitely Tokaido. Object of the game is to go on a scenic journey and have the best and most fulfilling experience? Yes please.

Eeda · Answer

Monopoly......oh wait

Olaf · Answer

Operation

JADWIGA · Answer

Hungry hungry hippos  So linear and yet you either have to gorge yourself on white balls (take it however you want) or be the food being consumed.

Aniita · Answer

Idk... I've to-date had 0 bank errors in my favor. And I sure as shit didn't start with enough money to buy any property I got to first.

Svala · Answer

Shoots and ladders. I'm not tryin to spend the rest of my life climbing ladders, that shit is hard!

Chris · Answer

Scrabble. I can't play for shit. Seriously, with my luck and the letters I get, I'd be the first one to die.

Christine Schwab · Answer

Kingdom death: monster. It would be a horrible, terrifying few moments before I get eaten by a giant lion with human hands....

Riika · Answer

Any iteration of Warhammer 40,000.

Hollie · Answer

Kingdom Death: Monster

Irmak · Answer

13 Dead End Drive. So many ways to die! I'm not going near that fucking bookcase.

Clair · Answer

Terraforming Mars seems dangerous.

Parker · Answer

Arkham Horror

Elora · Answer

Terraforming Mars. Running a race against time/oxygen/water supply in an effort to make Mars a livable planet doesn't seem like too much fun in real life.

Isabelle · Answer

Blood Rage. A brutal viking battle for final glory during Ragnarok. Even if you survive and win, the game still ends with the destruction of everything.

Dulcie · Answer

Wahammer 40k. I'd be less than worthless.

Dix · Answer

Flash point Play as firefighters. No matter how many times I've played I've died with a bring house all around me.

Katja Kastner · Answer

Ghost Stories!

Jacki · Answer

I would say monopoly but we're already in it.

Elvin · Answer

Kingdom Death

Sisko · Answer

Risk

Maddalena · Answer

Clue. You either get murdered, or get trapped in a house with a murderer. And it's probably not even Tim Curry.

Piyarat · Answer

Candyland, i'm diabetic.

Therezia · Answer

Jumanji

Aada-Sofia · Answer

The Oregon Trail card game. Hop in the wagon and die of dysentery

Doreen Fassbinder · Answer

There are board games for Warhammer 40k (I don't think the main tabletop game counts as a board game). That's all you really need to know.  In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war. There is no peace among the stars, only an eternity of carnage, slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.

Alphonse · Answer

Arkham Motherfucking Horror

Eva-Liisa · Answer

Risk, i mean i dont fancy going off and fighting a war to be quite honest

Thorndike · Answer

Monopoly...oh wait.

LATANYA · Answer

Hero Quest

Donelle · Answer

Kingdom Death: Monster. Look it up. You would 100% die in a horrible way, very quickly.

YER · Answer

It's a card game, but Cards Against Humanity. That shit would be like one giant acid trip.

Howie · Answer

toss up between Agricola and starving to death or T'zolkin and being sacrificed to a mesoamerican god. or Village where the object is to have all your family members die. It's a worker placement game, but IIRC you only score points when your family members reach the end of their life and are burred in the town cemetery.

Kalila · Answer

Lunch money It's all about getting beat to hell on a schoolyard.

Marina Nussbaum · Answer

Betrayal at House on Haunted Hill This was one of our go to games for game night because it had so many different senerios. It's like being a subject of Cabin in the Woods.

Fitz · Answer

D&D (there are conventional board games as well as the main roleplaying ones) Oh sure, magic is fine, but EVERY D&D GAME TAKES PLACE IN A DEATHWORLD THAT MUST BE CLEANSED WITH FIRE. Like seriously, what's your options if you want to avoid adventure and live in peace? Academia?

Steward · Answer

Stratego.

Necla · Answer

Jenga

JANNET · Answer

Nice try Hollywood screen writers...

Anatol · Answer

Atmosfear because every minute or two, a ghoulish figure startles you by suddenly appearing and commanding you to STOP! before he issues you some sort of comical punishment. And then at the end, you're forced to reveal your worst fear to everyone else, which for me (spoiler alert) is being attacked by my clone in a hall of mirrors. The game that i WOULD like to appear in is that little rotating-disc fishing game where you use the tiny little fishing pole to fish them out one by one. yeah baby

Laurence · Answer

Kingdom Death Monster. No one's ever heard of it, but if you look it up you'll see it's the only correct answer

Carissa · Answer

Life

Juliane Oster · Answer

Betrayal at the house on the hill. I'm barely brave enough to go into a normal haunted house (not the phony ones) this shit would fuck my life up

Axel · Answer

Kingdom death monster would be awful.  Death everywhere, huge monsters and hellish disasters.

Ashlee · Answer

Crossfire They warned me I'd get caught up in it... I didn't listen.

ZULEMA · Answer

Monopoly. Because fuck that shit.

Ninnette · Answer

Arkham Horror. Good way to watch everything go to hell.

Riikka-Liisa · Answer

Risk, i always forget about Kamchatka.

Carly · Answer

Any of the games that use the lore from HP Lovecraft. I could side with Vikings, and there's a chance for me to survive a zombie or disease outbreak. But when it comes to dealing with Cthulhu and friends, no matter whose side you're on, the lucky ones get devoured. The unlucky ones go insane then get devoured.

Anke Bayer · Answer

Hungry Hungry Hippos

Naana · Answer

"Battleship.  "Crank up the engines! Deploy evasive maneuvers!" "Can't, sir. It's not our move." "

Marja-Kristiina · Answer

Betrayal at house on the hill. There are so many possibilities that would be terrifying. Edit: Thanks for the gold! Much appreciated!

Brigitte Austerlitz · Answer

Pandemic.

Kanya · Answer

Operation. As either the surgeon or the patient.

JANITA · Answer

This is a card game, but I figure it counts: Gloom. The goal of the game is to make your family as miserable as possible before killing them. You literally tally up the misery of your dead family to get your score at the end.

Mandy Werfel · Answer

Warhammer 40k

Renelle · Answer

Shogun. It's like Japanese risk and my rice farmers always revolt against me.

PEI · Answer

Dark Souls. Yes, they have a board game. Yes, I'd probably die in minutes.

Sini-Pilvi · Answer

Cluedo... I would have to have a shady as fuck back story and have real reasons to kill someone. EDIT: might be called Clue in the US?

Rutger · Answer

"Sorry! "Bullshit, fuck you! Like hell you were sorry!" God... So much hostility in that game back in the day... "

MARIELA · Answer

Twilight Imperium.  That shit is disgusting and MEcatol Rex should have BEEN MINE SVEN, GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHY DID YOU ATTACK ME YOU GAINED NOTHING!

Beda · Answer

Dead of Winter

Hyacintha · Answer

Axis and Allies. Because...you know

Mima · Answer

Chess. You know I'd be a pawn

Tanja Pabst · Answer

Can you imagine being trapped in Sorry!

Yanhong · Answer

Secret Hitler would be fucking scary. Not only is Hitler in the room but you have to convince others of your intentions well enough not to get shot.

Giffer · Answer

Catan. Knowing me I'd be stuck as the sheep

Ruby · Answer

Exploding kittens would be a sick sick world to live in

Simone Nacht · Answer

Candy Land is just Narnia without a dental plan or a sex offenders list. Plumpy is cool, but then Lord Licorice and Mr. Mint abduct you into their sex trafficking ring.

Ulrike Fried · Answer

Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots - getting punched by a robot till it knocked my head off would suck.

Claudine · Answer

Arkham Horror. It's a super fun, super long game a friend of mine introduces our group to. Monsters, portals, monster surges when portals open on top of portals, and bosses (one of which is Cthulu). Do not want to be trapped in that world.

Christ · Answer

scythe, beacuse f*cking mechs!

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