Not an airport worker, but my father went through security and was stopped because they found a knife in his duffel bag. He swore he took anything like that out before he got there but he let them check. They couldn’t find the knife, so they ran it through the X-ray again, knife is still there. They continue to go through the bag and still can’t find it, at this point my dad is about to miss his flight and thinks he’s being punked or something. They let him go. On his return flight the same exact thing happened, my dad explained the story to security but they still had to check. So same routine, rummage through the bag a few times, find no knife, go through X-ray a couple times, no knife. They let him go. He gets home, he’s putting dirty clothes in the laundry and starts emptying pockets, he finds the pocket knife in the little pocket that’s inside your front right pocket.
“Human torso. Didn’t see the “do not X-ray sticker on the cooler. A big snake. Lots of very large personal toys. Not sure where people are putting them, but rock on. “
Also not an airport worker, but a friend who is really into genital piercings went on vacation with his parents and kept setting off the scanning wand. They took him into a private room where he ended up having to disrobe. When he came back, he had to explain to his mom and dad what was up.
sorry not an airport worker but my dad works on wild fires and had to fly to Washington once with ALL of his gear. TSA stopped him cause he was traveling with road flares or fusees , which if you dont know slightly explode to make a very hot flame. They obviously didnt let him take them on the plane with him. Since they are what they are you cant just simply throw them away. so there they are trying to figure out what to do with these fusees. They end up taking care of it and he did his trip and came back. one of my moms coworkers works at the airport in TSA as a side job and was telling my mom and some other coworkers about the crazy things he finds. Then he brings up one of the most well know story in TSA for my airport. the flare guy. my dad is semi famous in TSA for trying to travel with flares.
Not an airport worker, but my father went through security and was stopped because they found a knife in his duffel bag. He swore he took anything like that out before he got there but he let them check. They couldn’t find the knife, so they ran it through the X-ray again, knife is still there. They continue to go through the bag and still can’t find it, at this point my dad is about to miss his flight and thinks he’s being punked or something. They let him go. On his return flight the same exact thing happened, my dad explained the story to security but they still had to check. So same routine, rummage through the bag a few times, find no knife, go through X-ray a couple times, no knife. They let him go. He gets home, he’s putting dirty clothes in the laundry and starts emptying pockets, he finds the pocket knife in the little pocket that’s inside your front right pocket.
Here is a whole video about this.
“I read this as “apricot workers” and thought this applied to me but I work in a Hobby Lobby so idk man “
“Human torso. Didn’t see the “do not X-ray sticker on the cooler. A big snake. Lots of very large personal toys. Not sure where people are putting them, but rock on. “
Has anyone seen these
A freshly skinned bear with head intact. (obv not carry on) that & a long double sided dildo, can of crisco, & a laptop
“”Holy shit, is that a vibrator?! I never seen a vibrator that big! HEY NORM, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS LADY’S VIBRATOR!!” -Dave Barry “
Also not an airport worker, but a friend who is really into genital piercings went on vacation with his parents and kept setting off the scanning wand. They took him into a private room where he ended up having to disrobe. When he came back, he had to explain to his mom and dad what was up.
Two oranges and a banana
sorry not an airport worker but my dad works on wild fires and had to fly to Washington once with ALL of his gear. TSA stopped him cause he was traveling with road flares or fusees , which if you dont know slightly explode to make a very hot flame. They obviously didnt let him take them on the plane with him. Since they are what they are you cant just simply throw them away. so there they are trying to figure out what to do with these fusees. They end up taking care of it and he did his trip and came back. one of my moms coworkers works at the airport in TSA as a side job and was telling my mom and some other coworkers about the crazy things he finds. Then he brings up one of the most well know story in TSA for my airport. the flare guy. my dad is semi famous in TSA for trying to travel with flares.