Millena asked
1 month ago

You are invited to be the guest of honor at a dinner, however the only people in attendance are all of your past sex partners. You must give a speech for 15 min, what do you say?

 
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  1. Carina says:

    i would start off by asking 4 of them to leave, and then try to talk the other 5 into some group.

  2. rama says:

    Pretty fucking empty party. So I would get naked and dance around and probably masturbate to make myself feel better.

  3. BARABARA says:

    I would have a presentation detailing the many pros of orgies.

  4. Philippine says:

    I’d probably just tell her about my day at work and any interesting stuff I saw on Reddit, same as every night.

  5. SHONA says:

    Looks like I’m eating alone tonight.

  6. I’d probably be questioning who invited me to a dinner with my boyfriend and the asshole I lost my virginity to while simultaneously trying (perhaps half-heartedly) to get the asshole to stop crying like he always does whenever I see/talk to him for more than 5 minutes. It would be really freaking awkward. I like how most of the responses are super awkward and involve 1-3 people.

  7. Onlea says:

    Wife, this is the EX, EX, this is the wife. Let’s eat. (dinner, that is!)

  8. Judie says:

    Where’d everybody go?

  9. MASAKO says:

    So long and thanks for all the fish!

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